whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

fromonesurvivortoanother:

commanderinqueef:

imagine if butterflies breathed fire 

but only a little bit of fire

“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”

*puff puff*

“thanks little buddy”

(Source: rlymax)

Whenever I get a message on Tumblr, I get more excited than Steve from Blue’s Clues whenever he got mail.
  • someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.
  • me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born